Some dogs hate clothes. Most dachshunds don't mind — they're literally built for tubes. If yours is a diva, we'll refund you, no drama. But usually they love it. The shirt cost is low, the household vibe is high.

We do a weekly dispatch run from Perth — orders placed this week ship next batch. Australia: $5 flat rate. International: $10 flat rate. Spend $60+ and shipping's on us. One weekly run, zero daily post office dashes. Efficient for us, same great shirts for you.

Done. No return needed, no sad trip to the post office. Keep the shirt — gift it to someone cooler, cut it into a very fashion-forward dog bandana, frame it as modern art, whatever. Email support@kookpooch.co and your refund happens. We're not in the business of forcing clothes on animals who have politically checked out.

Breathable cotton blend. Handwash or machine-cold + hang dry, we won't tell. No itchy tags. If your dog chews the drawstring off, that's a style choice and we support it.

Well, that depends on your personal preference. As for the shirt — tap the size guide and measure the widest part of their chest. We run slightly oversized, so between sizes = size down. Mini pup = XS. Standard = M. Chonk = L and proud.

That's it. No restock. No "back in stock" email. No second drop. Seven designs, limited sets, when they're gone we vibe elsewhere. Hence the timer.